Accomplishments

Today is my two-year work anniversary.

My greatest accomplishment to date is that I've turned a good number of the employees into regular drinkers (if they weren't already).

When I leave, the conversation will probably go something like:

Employee #1: I heard Sumeet's leaving.
Employee #2: Who?
Employee #3: You know, he converted all of the projects to use the new architecture and threw together the demo for Project Y when Mr. Z was sick.
Employee #2: Hmm.. doesn't ring a bell.
Employee #1: He's the alcoholic who plans the happy hours, and is the reason you had a hangover last week.
Employee #2: Oh! Sumeet! Man, I'm gonna miss him.